We at the Daily Weekly Monthly report apologize for the lack of recent news posts. We've been a little caught up in the election and inauguration of our Messiah, Barack H. Obama. We, like most hardcore Obamites, refer to our participation in these historic events as "practicing for the rapture," which explains our singular focus.

Seriously, though.. Isn't his wife just hot? Of course she is. She's married to Barack H. Obama. That makes her so much hotter than Sarah Palin. And holier, too. At least holier-than-thou. Oh wait.. that's us.

Achoo, achoo. Obama bless you.